Eric the Midget’s New Girlfriend
by EOR on Jan.10, 2008, under Random News, The Howard Stern Show
Eric turns into an animal if you speak negatively of his new girlfriend Kendra. Oh Eric has a new girlfriend you ask? Yes, he has a girlfriend….least he says he has one…because they talk on the internet…and on the phone. Stop laughing, that’s not nice.
Kendra is not seeing anyone else and is having a serious relationship with our friend Eric the Midget…according to Eric. So let’s welcome Kendra to the family and learn a little about her.
From her site:
O, YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRETS?
NAME: KENDRA
AGE: 22
SEX: ALL THE TIME PLEASE!
BUST SIZE: 34D (ALL NATURAL BABY!)
OCCUPATION: WANNA-BE MODEL
DO FOR FUN: GOING TO THE LAKE, WEARING SKIMPY BIKINIS, AND FLIRTING
FAVORITE COLOR: HOT PINK (OF COURSE)
FAVORITE MOVIE: SHOWGIRLS
FAVORITE FOODS: PIZZA
DREAM DATE: SOMEONE SPECIAL TAKING ME FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH AT DUSK AND THEN HAVING CRAZY SEX UNDER THE STARS!
FAV SEXUAL POSITION: MEMBERS ONLY
WEIRD PLACE YOU HAD SEX: MEMBERS ONLY
DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER: MEMBERS ONLY
EVER HAD SEX WITH A GIRL: MEMBERS ONLY
SOFT/SLOW OR HARD/FAST: MEMBERS ONLY
Interesting. So she’s young, big boobed and likes to flirt. Walks on the beach, sex on the beach but she didn’t mentioned anything about talking to 3ft tall guys on the internet.
Oh well, hope she doesn’t burn Eric too bad.
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January 14th, 2008 on 4:29 pm[...] hilarity. He was immensely and incredibly profanely upset with Stern for telling him that the girl Kendra that he considers his girlfriend works in the porn industry. Eric doesn’t think so because [...]
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January 14th, 2008 on 4:30 pm
That poor son of a bitch
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January 19th, 2008 on 10:26 pm
Eric is such a lucky Midget!
January 23rd, 2008 on 7:28 am
Not a sexual girl??Trying to make a living on her sexy body! Her daddy must have really fucked up to create this poor self esteam girl. I wanna help this girl out! I’ll fight Eric in the Bubbagon for one date with this chick!! Seriously get a hold of me.
January 23rd, 2008 on 1:33 pm
Oh that poor son of a whore. Once she’s done breaking his heart maybe we can get his ass to fly with balloons when he’s suicidal? Sweet.
January 24th, 2008 on 8:13 pm
Why is eric a lucky son of a bitch? He has never even met this chick.Such childish games this guy is playing.
January 26th, 2008 on 7:44 am
I wish Eric would die so she can be my girlfriend that I don’t have sex with.
January 27th, 2008 on 10:11 pm
Did they say that she is a stripper in Phoenix? I live there and I want to pork her before Artie or Ralph does.
January 27th, 2008 on 10:50 pm
Sad thing is that she and Johny are both playing Eric the Midget for the free publicity and traffic to their sites.
Eric is one dumb SOB.
January 28th, 2008 on 2:48 pm
Poor little Eric, if he wasn’t so out of it he would realize that everyone is using him. He is one of the best guests on Stern though.
Maybe after Ralph bangs Kendra, Eric can get next.
February 10th, 2008 on 3:00 am
has Kendra ever been with Elli Manning?
February 14th, 2008 on 3:09 pm
Howard should toally buy this whore for Eric.
February 18th, 2008 on 9:40 pm
wow, what a midget eric is.
February 18th, 2008 on 9:44 pm
he is just such a midget!!!
February 20th, 2008 on 1:52 pm
If this dillhole is 22 then I am 12. This deadass hoebag is in her 30’s if she is a day!
Eric’s girlfriend, yeah right and she’ll be over to make me waffles later today!!
February 28th, 2008 on 6:37 pm
They make an amazingly cute couple. Definitely gonna get married and life happily ever after.
March 4th, 2008 on 1:06 pm
Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.
May 10th, 2008 on 10:46 pm
she hot look like 1 blonde version of my gf sister her tits r not as beeg but at least they beeger than my gf’s 1’s
July 23rd, 2008 on 10:13 am
hilarity. He is not dating that porn star Kendra. Kendra is not his girlfriend. She works in the porn industry. Eric doesn’t think so because he is a total moron idiot.