As soon as I saw this post title I had to visit it to see if our man Artie Lange was on it, little did I know that I would find him in the top 10.

Artie Lange made the list over at CinemaBlend in their post:
The 100 Most Likely People To Die In 2009
Here is their top 10:
1.) Andy Rooney
Cause: Heart Attack
2.) Tom Sizemore
Cause: Overdose
3.) Senator Robert Byrd
Cause: Natural Causes (Or By Duel)
4.) Peter Falk
Cause: Alzheimer’s
5.) Amy Winehouse
Cause: Overdose
6.) Patrick Swayze
Cause: Cancer
7.) Pete Doherty
Cause: Overdose
8.) Artie Lange
Cause: Coke, Booze And Weight Induced Heart Attack
9.) Roger Ebert
Cause: Overall Ailing Health
10.) Barack Obama
Cause: Foul Play
I’d say Amy Winehouse goes before Artie Lange she should’ve gone last year if you ask me. Hopefully Artie has learned some new things at the “Spa” in West Palm and is set to change his life around.
Below is the full write up on Artie, for the full list visit: The 100 Most Likely People To Die In 2009
8.) Artie Lange
Cause: Coke, Booze And Weight Induced Heart Attack
Reason: There are two types of fat guys in Hollywood: Chris Farley on his first season of Saturday Night Live and Chris Farley in Almost Heroes, John Candy in Blues Brothers and John Candy in Wagons East, Fatty Arbuckle before the rape scandal and Fatty Arbuckle after the rape scandal. Artie Lange has been batting above his Dirty Work days for years. Add the extra pounds with recent reports he’s stopped seeing a drug counselor and missed some work on The Howard Stern Show, and things don’t look peachy for the man who mused in a recent stand-up special on how much money he could have gotten in Vegas for outliving Heath Ledger.
Chance We’ll See An Obituary: 40%
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