Artie Lange’s New Girlfriend

by EOR on Jun.04, 2009, under Random News

The other day Artie Lange was running late to the Howard Stern Show because he had overslept. When Artie finally got to work he mentioned that he overslept because that’s what happens when you have “your girlfriend sleep next to you.”

On today’s show he once again mentioned his new girlfriend as comedian Kathy Griffin joked in how she was disappointed that Artie was off the market.

Artie had a recent book signing at a Border in Philadelphia. Artie was there with a Guest to promote ‘Too Fat to Fish’ at Avenue of Arts Borders Bookstore on June 3, 2009.

Anyone care to guess if this is in fact Artie’s new girlfriend? He definitely looks happy.

:Artie Lange

3 Comments for this entry

YOOOOO
June 11th, 2009 on 3:06 am
Anyone want to see her naked, I have exclusive photos of Artie’s new girlfriend fully nude…Get at me if you’d like to purchase this footage. Adriennenaked@gmail.com
Stacey Lee
June 26th, 2009 on 2:35 pm
THis chic is after his money! I met tham at a book signing in Bridgewater – she is a BITCH! He should get back with Dana….This new girl is not equipped to handle Artie’s Lifestyle and is clearly looking for limelite!!!!! SHE SUCKS!
Tom Smith
November 3rd, 2009 on 4:50 pm
Artie needs to ask:

Why is this girl attracted to me?

Could it be that I’m handsome, in top physical condition, or charming?

No, in fact I’m a grossly overweight, drug addicted, cranky, 42 year-old slob.

She was working a dull peon job in a tanning salon in New Jerkey.

Artie has some bread, he travels a lot, and gets some media exposure- which might attract a bubble-headed 25-year old.

Artie, don’t kid yourself.