End-of-Radio

Richard, a 23 year old guy afflicted with hairy congenital nevus went on the Howard Stern Show this past Tuesday. This poor guy has a disease/disorder in which he has birth marks all over his body which in turn glow hair out from the middle of them. As you can see from the photos below, his birthmarks cover a large portion of his body and it seems as it almost his entire upper body is covered in hair.

Richard is a virgin, as all the girls keep their distance…and the only girl he has ever been in contact with was when he was 10 years old and was able to kiss a girl. She eventually moved away and no one has seen her since, but that’s beside the point.

If anyone needed help, it’s this man. Robin should get her GNO gals together and help this man achieve what every man desires…to get laid. Well…actually Richard is a good guy and is looking for a woman that will appreciate him, so basically he is looking for love. He’s made a promise to himself to not masturbate until he finds a woman, which was his 08 promise to himself.

Richard, we wish you the best…if there’s anything we can do just give a shout!